Hotels can be surprisingly hard to get a quality night’s sleep in. There can be a myriad of reasons – unfamiliar environment, unruly neighbours, a chink of light coming through your curtains (or, in the case of Melbourne’s worst hotel, your curtains not working at all).
Or you might go the other route and overindulge – couple an excess of alcohol with an excess of food and you might find you sleep worse in a hotel than you would have done after a night at a hostel.
Suffice to say: whether you’re staying at the Ritz,